Tricks

Check me out, I rock:

P.S. Girl-Person has cute toes.

Squeekie-Squeek-Squeek

...Sounds like Stan, but where is he?

Happy Birthday Boy-Person

Happy Birthday to my boy-person, Gabriel! Thanks for playing with me, picking up my poop, and being my snoring buddy. You rule and you're 29 today which makes you...older than me. According to this dog-age calculator I'm only 27 in people years.  Enjoy the day!

Gross!

 I was sick today...I threw up 3 times and each time the stuff was a different color: yellow, brown, and green. It was icky, but I'm better now. Girl-person and boy-person took care of me all day. Thanks you two!

The Name Game

So my name is Elizabeth Swann, but the only person who calls me that is girl-person. And only when I'm in trouble. I will respond to the following nicknames: Liz, Lizzie, Lizzie-Pig, Pig, Piggie, Piglet, Booger-Brain, Boogah-Bwain, Booger, Elizapig, Elizabitch, Chucha, and Chuchis.
Honestly, you can call me whatever you want as long as you have a treat in your hand.

Swimming

Yesterday I went "swimming"...and by swimming I mean being thrown in a pool and making it to the stairs as fast as I can. 

I don't like it. Okay. That is all.

My Name & My "Look"

People ask all the time about my eye and I'm sick of the question so here's the quick answer. I lost it in an run-in with a car. 

 I also injured my leg during that incident and now have a left knee that is locked into place. This combo of one-eye and wobbly leg is where I got my name Elizabeth Swann; we're both fearless, pirate girls.