Toy Issues

Okay...so, maybe I have some toy issues. I have "killed" 5 plush toys and am working on my 6th. All in the span of about three months.  So my people thought that tennis balls might be a bit more sturdy. WRONG!!! 

Ha, Ha. Silly people tennis balls are no match for the Boston Terror!

Girl Person is trying to teach me the ways of non-violence and I have been treating Stephen, my second lobster, with a bit more tenderness. He's only missing two legs and still has both eyes.

R.I.P. my plushies: Stan the Squid, blue loofah dog, Sebastian (the first lobster), blue orca, and Sticks (the dragon). 

Wink, Wink

When Girl Person got home from her friend Ellen's birthday we had a mini, late-night photo session. We're both big flirts and are fond of winking! Check this pic! ;)

Bang Bang

I Detest Sea Creatures

Tricks

Check me out, I rock:

P.S. Girl-Person has cute toes.

Squeekie-Squeek-Squeek

...Sounds like Stan, but where is he?

Happy Birthday Boy-Person

Happy Birthday to my boy-person, Gabriel! Thanks for playing with me, picking up my poop, and being my snoring buddy. You rule and you're 29 today which makes you...older than me. According to this dog-age calculator I'm only 27 in people years.  Enjoy the day!